I thought would share my musings from my first entry since starting up a new profile page on FACEBOOK this morning. Enjoy.
Been almost a year since Facebook locked me out of my account. Not for any kind of exciting, intrigue (a la Jason Bourne) or misbehaviour (like Miss Lindsay Lohan).
No, just the boring, old, every day, run of the mill, lame, sorry excuse; my computer, browser, phone number, address, and email – everything (except my birthdate) changed.
I am so very, superduper, triple-y (no Tri
Wait. I have my own company. Nevermind! :->
But I digress – what’s a person to do when Facebook knows everything about them (and does whatever it wants with this info) yet can’t (or won’t?!) recognize me when I say I AM WHO I AM (I feel a song coming on) and attempt to login from my old computer and old browser with my old password. Isn’t that what they wanted?
No, what they wanted me to do is fax them my Passport or Social Security Number.
So, I decided to start a new Facebook page. Please don’t be confused by the old Kevin Steinberg. He’s a cypher, a nobody….no really, he’s nobody. Don’t go to that page.
I’ve rebuilt myself into Kevin 2.0. I am now faster, smarter, stronger and indestructible…..and now come with Siri and speed dial (but my battery only lasts 8 hrs when I’m not in use and 4 when I am – don’t tell my makers I told you that – it’ll be our secret -SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
Anyway, hope you’ve all had a great 2012 and been generally well, healthy, and happy!I look forward to catching up with each and every last one of you. I’m booking appointments starting tomorrow at 8a.m. and will go until I’ve caught up with all 212 of you.
Who wants the first slot for a “coffee” with me.?